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Welcome to EUrabia | Where everything is free
A satirical view on the European Union. In her attempts to prevent future immigrants and refugees from drowning in the Mediterranean Sea, the Council of the European Union, with immediate effect, will issue airline tickets to all people willing and able to travel to Europe. Airline tickets will be available at all embassies and consulates in Islamic and African countries, free of charge. To be eligible, future Europeans have to meet the following requirements: Gender: Male
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Russian Imperialism meets delusions of Ottoman Grandeur
In a 2012 speech, Turkish Prime Minister Ahmet Davutoglu, then foreign minister, predicted that Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's days...
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Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,’ says Turkish televangelist
After claiming that a man would meet his masturbating hand “pregnant in the afterlife” and “asking for its rights,” a Muslim...
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Islam | Who, What, and How
This week I stumbled over a very interesting video. Interesting because it's handling a subject in a way I didn't see before, and believe me, I watched many videos on the internet. In the anti-Islam movement we are focused on adult readers, readers who can make up their own mind. While doing so, we forget the weakest shackle in our chain, our beloved little creatures, who cannot make up their own minds yet, OUR KIDS. My friend Elsa created a great video directed to the littl
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Thomas Jefferson sent the Navy, Marines to defeat Muslim terrorists
When Thomas Jefferson became president in 1801, he planned to prioritize reducing the national debt. The U.S. wasn't at war, and the...
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World’s ‘most dangerous Islamist’ - Alive, well, and living in Pennsylvania
His name is Fethullah Gülen and he resides not in the wilds of southern Turkey – but the mountains of Northeastern Pennsylvania. The most...
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Can the Kurdish Peshmerga fighters be held liable for abandoning the Yazidis in Sinjar?
On August 3, 2014, Daesh attacked Yazidis in Sinjar, Iraq. In just one day thousands of Yazidis were killed or abducted; tens of...
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Why do the Palestinians not have a state of their own?
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.” - Joseph Goebbels (Nazi Minister of...
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'Dust and rocky roads' made half of German combat vehicles in Mali inoperative
Half the vehicles used by the German forces taking part in a UN peacekeeping mission in Mali have been forced out of action because of heat, dust and irregular terrain, the German Die Welt daily reports, citing military sources.
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How the U.S.-favored Kurds abandoned the Yazidis when ISIS attacked
Interviews with witnesses show the Kurds who are getting weapons and air support from Washington left the Yazidis defenseless.
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German jets used in anti-ISIS mission grounded over ‘loose screws’
The German army has reportedly banned its most advanced Tornado jets from flying due to yet another technical mishap. The reconnaissance planes have been carrying out missions against Islamic State in Syria since the beginning of the year. The Tornado ASST A3 aircraft has been grounded from October 6 “in order to avoid any risk to personnel or machinery,” the Bundeswehr (German army) said in a statement on its website. “The ban applies to the German anti-Daesh operation conti
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Turkish President’s daughter runs secret ISIS hospital
The Center for Research on Globalization, a Canada-based research group that claims to be “committed to curbing the tide of globalization and disarming the new world order,” has released an alleged interview with a Turkish nurse who claims to have worked in a clandestine Turkish hospital for wounded ISIS jihadists run by the daughter of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan. The nurse, who declines to be named and is only identified as a 34-year-old Alawite Turk, claims to h
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