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SATIRE | Welcome to EUrabia | Where everything is free [VIDEO]

Updated: Oct 11

A satirical view on the European Union.

In her attempts to prevent future immigrants and refugees from drowning in the Mediterranean Sea, the Council of the European Union with immediate effect will issue airline tickets to all people willing and able to travel to Europe.

Airline tickets will be available at all Embassies and Consulates in Islamic and African countries, free of charge.

To be eligible, future Europeans have to meet following requirements:

  • Gender: Male

  • Age: 20 – 35 yr

  • Marital Status: Single

  • Religion: Islam

  • Education: None

  • Skills: None

Able to, but not willing to work.

Welcome to Eurabia


Before enjoying your flight, we kindly request you to observe a few safety rules:

  • No suicide vests

  • No liquids

  • No women and children

  • No praying in the gangway

  • No goats or sheep allowed

  • Only small handguns and knives allowed

  • No raping of the flight attendant, even if female

We offer you:

  • Free Qurans

  • Free halal food

  • Free porn videos

  • User friendly squat toilets

  • Free holy Zam Zam water

  • Free admission to the cockpit

  • Free earphones to listen to Adhan

Please recite SHAHADA before boarding plane.

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