Updated: Aug 9
-A satirical view on the European Union.
In her attempts to prevent future immigrants and refugees from drowning in the Mediterranean Sea, the Council of the European Union with immediate effect will issue airline tickets to all people willing and able to travel to Europe.
Airline tickets will be available at all Embassies and Consulates in Islamic and African countries, free of charge.
To be eligible, future Europeans have to meet following requirements:
Age: 20 – 35 yr
Marital Status: Single
Able to, but not willing to work.
Before enjoying your flight, we kindly request you to observe a few safety rules:
No suicide vests
No women and children
No praying in the gangway
No goats or sheep allowed
Only small handguns and knives allowed
No raping of the flight attendant, even if female
We offer you:
Free halal food
Free porn videos
User friendly squat toilets
Free holy Zam Zam water
Free admission to the cockpit
Free earphones to listen to Adhan
Please recite SHAHADA before boarding plane. (012)